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wtf happened & how to stay safe 👇Cleansing my laptop’s energy because PHP had a really bad week 🧘‍♀️💻  just posted a YT video about this 👀 but the TLDR…  AI just found two critical bugs that had been hiding in PHP for over a decade. PHP runs about 70% of the internet, including most WordPress sites. Hackers were already using them, and the NSA and FBI basically said “patch it or take it offline” 😳 Firewalls are great, but have you tried manifesting? ✨ Jokes aside, if you have a website, the real ritual is: 1️⃣ Update PHP (or ask your host if they already did) 2️⃣ Update WordPress and every plugin you forgot existed 3️⃣ Change your passwords and API keys if anything looks weird Sage is optional. Updates are not 🙃 As an ex-Google engineer, I can confirm a pool, a singing bowl and a red swimsuit don’t count as a security patch. My full breakdown, plus a copy-paste AI prompt to check your site, is on YouTube. Link in bio 🔗 Send this to your friend whose website hasn’t been updated since 2019 🦄 #cybersecurity #php #technews #techhumor techunicornDid I scare you? sorry ❤️🫶#ai #softwareengineer  costume inspo: @that.f.daria emotional damage: @claudeaifinancial freedom is when Claude checks your bank balance before saying "you're absolutely right" 😭#tech #fyp